WHEN Superintendent Hogg died in the late ‘40’s, there was nothing to prevent his daughter, Flora, from realizing an ambition which had been simmering in her mind for quite a number of years. Her Christian name she owed to the romantic temperament of her mother, who had predeceased the Superintendent by ten years, a temperament which Flora had in no small measure inherited, though it had remained undiscovered by the majority of the pupils at the Surrey County School where she had been teaching French since before the war. In appearance she was moderately tall, had once had flaming red hair, a reminder of her Stirlingshire ancestry, now toning to a dull copper, and on her somewhat aggressive nose she balanced a pair of pince-nez. MISS HOGG, B.A. The words, although admirably concise, had only been arrived at after a process of long and careful cogitation. ‘Detective’ or ‘Private Detective’ she had rejected as being a little too assertive considering her amateur status even if she had been born not in the purple but at least in the blue; ‘Private Eye’, a term she was familiar with from her extensive acquaintance with American thrillers, was too flamboyant, and probably unintelligible to the majority of those whom she hoped to rope in as her clientele; and ‘Confidential Enquiries’ seemed too redolent of the Divorce Court which she hoped, except in the extreme of financial embarrassment, to avoid. She had already posted a letter to the Telephone Manager asking for a black entry in the next issue of the Telephone Directory, which she trusted would appear some time within the next two years, and she had sent copies of an advertisement to several newspapers, the wording of which she had scribbled down in the Café Florian at Venice while she listened with half an ear to Mr. Dalrymple’s story of the fall of the Campanile just out of sight at the end of the piazza. |
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Miss Hogg, B.A. Private Investigator. Confidential Enquiries of every description undertaken. Ring South Green 1212. |
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She was, she well knew, extremely fortunate in her telephone number, and her academic status (she had taken Modern Languages at Bristol) was a guarantee of a certain personal ability, if not necessarily in the fields of forensic science. It was a mild spring morning, much milder than it had been in those awful pine woods where Vergil — or was it Dante? — had once gathered violets. Miss Hogg surveyed her front door with approval. She picked up the hammer, which she had not needed in the event, the screwdriver and the metal knitting-needle which she had used to make the preliminary openings for the screws, and went inside to make some toast. With the latest exploit of Henry Gamadge propped against the milk-jug she made a hearty breakfast of toast and dripping. Then, having washed up, for the daily woman had, on the Superintendent’s decease, become bi-weekly, she went into the front room and sat at her desk, a large roll-top affair which the Superintendent had once used for keeping his records of pigeon-racing, a sport to which he had been much addicted in his youth. For a time she toyed with the various directories and reference books which she had installed the previous Saturday, filled her fountain-pen, and moved the client’s chair a little nearer to the desk. Then she sat and sucked the end of her pen. The County Girls’ School would be just filing in to prayers. How satisfactory it was not to be sitting on the platform, listening to Miss Gribbling announcing the hockey results of the previous Saturday: ‘Now, although they didn’t quite manage to win, yet I think we ought to give them a clap for the really sporting effort.’ And yet, a tiny qualm seized her. What would happen if she never had a client? ‘Don’t be so silly, Hogg,’ she admonished herself. She never used her Christian name if she could avoid it, nor did her best friends. ‘No one knows about you yet. You’ll be smothered in work before you know where you are. Even if it’s only divorce work,’ she added candidly. And thereupon she took up the pen she had just filled and wrote a long letter to her bosom friend, Millicent Brown, a spinster of independent means who lived in an Essex cottage, and wrote stories for children which appeared each year in the older-fashioned Christmas annuals. Moral support was what she needed at the moment, and it would be nice to have Milly to stay for a week or two. |
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